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10 Hand-Crafted Irreverent Gift Ideas & Stationery Items For 2017

Ten hand-crafted stationery items & gift ideas perfect for those inevitable times you can't take it any longer. Whether it's small talk or excessive talk; be prepared to drop a hint ... shut up, enough is enough, stop talking & start doing, or simply fuck off...

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Stop Talking Conversation Cards

Extraordinary set of 20 cards perfect for those inevitable times you can't take it any longer. Whether it's small talk or excessive talk; be prepared to drop a hint ... shut up, enough is enough, stop talking & start doing… Great as an ice-breaker or just an honest act of constructive criticism.Letterpress printed on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill
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Extraordinary set of 20 cards perfect for those inevitable times you can't take it any longer. Whether it's small talk or excessive talk; be prepared to drop a hint ... shut up, enough is enough, stop talking & start doing… Great as an ice-breaker or just an honest act of constructive criticism.

Letterpress printed on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill

You Park Like Helen Keller

Set of 20 funny cards perfect for those inevitable times you can't take someone's bad parking job any longer. "You park like Helen Keller" Great as an ice-breaker or just an honest act of constructive criticism.Letterpress printed on 130 lbs. off-white Suture on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill.
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Set of 20 funny cards perfect for those inevitable times you can't take someone's bad parking job any longer.

"You park like Helen Keller" Great as an ice-breaker or just an honest act of constructive criticism.

Letterpress printed on 130 lbs. off-white Suture on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill.

Party Coasters · FUCK this and that Letterpress coasters

The perfect letterpress party coaster... Don't like it here? check off and check out!Set of 8 FUCK "this and that" Letterpress coasters, printed on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill. Crisp, deep impression on a very hard, thick, wood pulp coaster. Coaster is slightly thicker than a US quarter (2mm). Coasters measure 4" w/ rounded corners. Design and printing by Markus Hartel · Inquire for wholesale!FUCK ME IT YOU THEM OFF THIS THAT EVERYTHING THE WORLD _ BLANK
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The perfect letterpress party coaster... Don't like it here? check off and check out!

Set of 8 FUCK "this and that" Letterpress coasters, printed on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill. Crisp, deep impression on a very hard, thick, wood pulp coaster. Coaster is slightly thicker than a US quarter (2mm). Coasters measure 4" w/ rounded corners. Design and printing by Markus Hartel · Inquire for wholesale!

FUCK ME IT YOU THEM OFF THIS THAT EVERYTHING THE WORLD _ BLANK

Party Coasters · Don't Fuck Up The Table. Use a damn coaster

The perfect letterpress home décor coaster... Set of 8 Party Coasters "Don't Fuck Up The Table. Use a damn coaster" Letterpress coasters, printed on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill. Crisp, deep impression on a very hard, thick, wood pulp coaster. Coaster is thicker than a US dime (1.4mm). Coasters measure 4" w/ rounded corners. Design and printing by Markus Hartel · Inquire for wholesale!Printed with love in Newburgh, New York on an Original Heidelberg Windmill
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The perfect letterpress home décor coaster...

Set of 8 Party Coasters "Don't Fuck Up The Table. Use a damn coaster" Letterpress coasters, printed on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill. Crisp, deep impression on a very hard, thick, wood pulp coaster. Coaster is thicker than a US dime (1.4mm). Coasters measure 4" w/ rounded corners. Design and printing by Markus Hartel · Inquire for wholesale!

Printed with love in Newburgh, New York on an Original Heidelberg Windmill

What the Fuck – Set of 25 conversation cards check-off boxes

Extraordinary set of 25 cards perfect for those inevitable times you can't take it any longer. Fuck this and that conversation cards, business cards...Great as an ice-breaker or just an honest act of constructive criticism.Letterpress printed on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill
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Extraordinary set of 25 cards perfect for those inevitable times you can't take it any longer.

Fuck this and that conversation cards, business cards...

Great as an ice-breaker or just an honest act of constructive criticism.

Letterpress printed on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill

Greeting Card "Fuck You" · Irreverent · With black envelope

Greeting Card "F*uck You", 5.5" x 4.25", printed on 80# Environment Cottonwood Cover. Made with Green-e renewable energy this paper contains 100% recycled fibers, including 30% post-consumer. No new trees are used. Chlorine free and neutral pH. Cards come with black envelopes.Fuck you very much
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Greeting Card "F*uck You", 5.5" x 4.25", printed on 80# Environment Cottonwood Cover. Made with Green-e renewable energy this paper contains 100% recycled fibers, including 30% post-consumer. No new trees are used. Chlorine free and neutral pH. Cards come with black envelopes.

Fuck you very much

Risograph Birthday Greeting Card · Fuck If I Know

One fun Risograph Birthday Greeting Card "F*ck If I Know", white with dark red and green ink.Folded A2 size (5.5" x 4.25") card with blank inside, includes an envelope. Cards are individually packaged in a clear cellophane bag. Envelope color can be substituted upon request at no additional charge, choose one: Kraft, White, Black, Orange, Yellow, Lime Green, Light Blue, Red, or Pink.Printed on Risograph. Inquire for Wholesale & larger quantities.
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One fun Risograph Birthday Greeting Card "F*ck If I Know", white with dark red and green ink.

Folded A2 size (5.5" x 4.25") card with blank inside, includes an envelope. Cards are individually packaged in a clear cellophane bag. Envelope color can be substituted upon request at no additional charge, choose one: Kraft, White, Black, Orange, Yellow, Lime Green, Light Blue, Red, or Pink.

Printed on Risograph. Inquire for Wholesale & larger quantities.

Greeting Card · Riso "Fuck You" with neon green envelope

Greeting Card "Fuck You", 5.5" x 4.25" printed in two colors on a Riso Risograph on 80# Environment Cottonwood Cover. Made with Green-e renewable energy this paper contains 100% recycled fibers, including 30% post-consumer. No new trees are used. Chlorine free and neutral pH. Pink Fuck comes with a neon green colored Astrobright envelope.Fuck you very much
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Greeting Card "Fuck You", 5.5" x 4.25" printed in two colors on a Riso Risograph on 80# Environment Cottonwood Cover. Made with Green-e renewable energy this paper contains 100% recycled fibers, including 30% post-consumer. No new trees are used. Chlorine free and neutral pH.

Pink Fuck comes with a neon green colored Astrobright envelope.

Fuck you very much

What the Fuck – Set of 20 conversation cards with blank line to fill in

Extraordinary set of 20 cards perfect for those inevitable times you can't take it any longer. Fuck this and that conversation cards, business cards...Great as an ice-breaker or just an honest act of constructive criticism.Letterpress printed on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill
Markus Hartel / Via etsy.com

Extraordinary set of 20 cards perfect for those inevitable times you can't take it any longer.

Fuck this and that conversation cards, business cards...

Great as an ice-breaker or just an honest act of constructive criticism.

Letterpress printed on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill

Sarcastic, funny Birthday Card "Death has never been closer" with neon fuchsia envelope

Happy Birthday Greeting Card "Death has never been closer", printed in two colors on on 80# Environment Cottonwood Cover. Made with Green-e renewable energy this paper contains 100% recycled fibers, including 30% post-consumer. No new trees are used. Chlorine free and neutral pH. "Death has never been closer" comes with neon fuchsia colored Astrobright envelopes.Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday Greeting Card "Death has never been closer", printed in two colors on on 80# Environment Cottonwood Cover. Made with Green-e renewable energy this paper contains 100% recycled fibers, including 30% post-consumer. No new trees are used. Chlorine free and neutral pH.

"Death has never been closer" comes with neon fuchsia colored Astrobright envelopes.

Happy Birthday!

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