10 Hand-Crafted Irreverent Gift Ideas & Stationery Items For 2017

Ten hand-crafted stationery items & gift ideas perfect for those inevitable times you can't take it any longer. Whether it's small talk or excessive talk; be prepared to drop a hint ... shut up, enough is enough, stop talking & start doing, or simply fuck off...

Stop Talking Conversation Cards

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Extraordinary set of 20 cards perfect for those inevitable times you can't take it any longer. Whether it's small talk or excessive talk; be prepared to drop a hint ... shut up, enough is enough, stop talking & start doing… Great as an ice-breaker or just an honest act of constructive criticism.

Letterpress printed on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill

You Park Like Helen Keller

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Set of 20 funny cards perfect for those inevitable times you can't take someone's bad parking job any longer.

"You park like Helen Keller" Great as an ice-breaker or just an honest act of constructive criticism.

Letterpress printed on 130 lbs. off-white Suture on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill.

Party Coasters · FUCK this and that Letterpress coasters

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The perfect letterpress party coaster... Don't like it here? check off and check out!

Set of 8 FUCK "this and that" Letterpress coasters, printed on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill. Crisp, deep impression on a very hard, thick, wood pulp coaster. Coaster is slightly thicker than a US quarter (2mm). Coasters measure 4" w/ rounded corners. Design and printing by Markus Hartel · Inquire for wholesale!

FUCK ME IT YOU THEM OFF THIS THAT EVERYTHING THE WORLD _ BLANK

Party Coasters · Don't Fuck Up The Table. Use a damn coaster

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The perfect letterpress home décor coaster...

Set of 8 Party Coasters "Don't Fuck Up The Table. Use a damn coaster" Letterpress coasters, printed on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill. Crisp, deep impression on a very hard, thick, wood pulp coaster. Coaster is thicker than a US dime (1.4mm). Coasters measure 4" w/ rounded corners. Design and printing by Markus Hartel · Inquire for wholesale!

Printed with love in Newburgh, New York on an Original Heidelberg Windmill

What the Fuck – Set of 25 conversation cards check-off boxes

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Extraordinary set of 25 cards perfect for those inevitable times you can't take it any longer.

Fuck this and that conversation cards, business cards...

Great as an ice-breaker or just an honest act of constructive criticism.

Letterpress printed on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill

Greeting Card "Fuck You" · Irreverent · With black envelope

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Greeting Card "F*uck You", 5.5" x 4.25", printed on 80# Environment Cottonwood Cover. Made with Green-e renewable energy this paper contains 100% recycled fibers, including 30% post-consumer. No new trees are used. Chlorine free and neutral pH. Cards come with black envelopes.

Fuck you very much

Risograph Birthday Greeting Card · Fuck If I Know

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One fun Risograph Birthday Greeting Card "F*ck If I Know", white with dark red and green ink.

Folded A2 size (5.5" x 4.25") card with blank inside, includes an envelope. Cards are individually packaged in a clear cellophane bag. Envelope color can be substituted upon request at no additional charge, choose one: Kraft, White, Black, Orange, Yellow, Lime Green, Light Blue, Red, or Pink.

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Greeting Card · Riso "Fuck You" with neon green envelope

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Greeting Card "Fuck You", 5.5" x 4.25" printed in two colors on a Riso Risograph on 80# Environment Cottonwood Cover. Made with Green-e renewable energy this paper contains 100% recycled fibers, including 30% post-consumer. No new trees are used. Chlorine free and neutral pH.

Pink Fuck comes with a neon green colored Astrobright envelope.

Fuck you very much

What the Fuck – Set of 20 conversation cards with blank line to fill in

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Extraordinary set of 20 cards perfect for those inevitable times you can't take it any longer.

Fuck this and that conversation cards, business cards...

Great as an ice-breaker or just an honest act of constructive criticism.

Letterpress printed on a 1965 Heidelberg Windmill

Sarcastic, funny Birthday Card "Death has never been closer" with neon fuchsia envelope

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Happy Birthday Greeting Card "Death has never been closer", printed in two colors on on 80# Environment Cottonwood Cover. Made with Green-e renewable energy this paper contains 100% recycled fibers, including 30% post-consumer. No new trees are used. Chlorine free and neutral pH.

"Death has never been closer" comes with neon fuchsia colored Astrobright envelopes.

Happy Birthday!