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Would You Rather: Retro Edition

Quiz time! Things from the past you never thought you'd have to consider.

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  1. 1. Would you rather...have to live with attending prom...

    In 1986?
    Or 1972?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    '80s!

    You would want to attend prom in the '80s because that's a thing now. You would not want to attend prom in the '70s when nothing was slutty.

  2. 2. Would you rather...be forced to make all your calls...

    On this ginormous and embarrassing '90s cell?
    Or on a rotary landline?
    George Marks / Getty Images
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Cell phone!

    You would want to make calls on a cell phone because dialing the number 9 on a rotary phone is the worst!

  3. 3. Would you rather...rock...

    A '70s afro?
    Hulton Archive / Getty Images
    Or a '50s bouffant?
    Hulton Archive / Getty Images
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bouffant!

    Tough one. But go for a bouffant if you like "Mad Men." And you do like "Mad Men."

  4. 4. Would you rather...attend...

    Woodstock '69?
    Or Woodstock '99?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    '69!

    1969: duh. If you chose '99, WTF is wrong with you?

  5. 5. Would you rather...have...

    A bushy '70s 'stache?
    Hulton Archive / Getty Images
    Or this 1890s facial styling?
    Hulton Archive / Getty Images
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Old-fashioned 'stache!

    This man is a gentleman and not a creep.

  6. 6. Would you rather...have to get around...

    In this impossibly tiny '60s car?
    Hulton Archive / Getty Images
    Or have Rollerblades as your only form of transportation?
    Al Bello / Getty Images
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Rollerblades!

    You would not want to drive a tiny car because it would be so lonely in there. Besides, Rollerblading is better for the environment.

  7. 7. Would you rather...be forced to go through college...

    With one of these?
    Hulton Archive / Getty Images
    Or one of these?
    Fox Photos / Getty Images
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    '70s computer!

    You would want to go through college with a computer...any computer. Contrary to popular hipster belief, having/using a typewriter does not make you more cultured.

  8. 8. Would you rather...play around with...

    This antique kiddie car?
    Fox Photos / Getty Images
    Or this battery-powered Barbie car?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Barbie car!

    Barbie car: DUH! That other car is not tricked out at all.

  9. 9. Would you rather...

    Have horrible vision and have to wear an old-timey monocle?
    Hulton Archive / Getty Images
    Or have perfect vision but be forced to wear these '50s sunglasses all the time?
    Reg Speller / Getty Images
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Monocle!

    You would want to wear a monocle because that lady in the sunglasses looks crazy! She does not look cool.

  10. 10. Would you rather...be stuck on a desert island...

    With nothing but water and '70s-style savory Jell-O molds?
    Or have a selection of island produce, but Surge is the only safe thing to drink?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Surge!

    You want Surge because it is delicious! You might die from substituting soda for water completely, but whatever.

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