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    Posted on Feb 28, 2013

    Would You Rather: Retro Edition

    Quiz time! Things from the past you never thought you'd have to consider.

    1. 1. Would you rather...have to live with attending prom...

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      '80s!

      You would want to attend prom in the '80s because that's a thing now. You would not want to attend prom in the '70s when nothing was slutty.

    2. 2. Would you rather...be forced to make all your calls...

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Cell phone!

      You would want to make calls on a cell phone because dialing the number 9 on a rotary phone is the worst!

    3. 3. Would you rather...rock...

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Bouffant!

      Tough one. But go for a bouffant if you like "Mad Men." And you do like "Mad Men."

    4. 4. Would you rather...attend...

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      '69!

      1969: duh. If you chose '99, WTF is wrong with you?

    5. 5. Would you rather...have...

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Old-fashioned 'stache!

      This man is a gentleman and not a creep.

    6. 6. Would you rather...have to get around...

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Rollerblades!

      You would not want to drive a tiny car because it would be so lonely in there. Besides, Rollerblading is better for the environment.

    7. 7. Would you rather...be forced to go through college...

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      '70s computer!

      You would want to go through college with a computer...any computer. Contrary to popular hipster belief, having/using a typewriter does not make you more cultured.

    8. 8. Would you rather...play around with...

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Barbie car!

      Barbie car: DUH! That other car is not tricked out at all.

    9. 9. Would you rather...

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Monocle!

      You would want to wear a monocle because that lady in the sunglasses looks crazy! She does not look cool.

    10. 10. Would you rather...be stuck on a desert island...

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Surge!

      You want Surge because it is delicious! You might die from substituting soda for water completely, but whatever.

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