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15 Unbelievably Sexist Bachelor Magazine Covers

Bachelor — the retro magazine for the single man — told guys everything they needed to know about tricking women into having the sex.

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A guide to drugging women and "hiding" them?!
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A guide to drugging women and "hiding" them?!

2.

"You may be a sex offender..." aka, if you are reading this magazine, you should probably be in jail hahahaha.
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"You may be a sex offender..." aka, if you are reading this magazine, you should probably be in jail hahahaha.

3.

Those stupid movies. Robbing us of the good stuff.
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Those stupid movies. Robbing us of the good stuff.

4.

Hey, losers! You can still be a loser, but because you're a man, you're gonna be fine.
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Hey, losers! You can still be a loser, but because you're a man, you're gonna be fine.

5.

OMG. I can't.
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OMG. I can't.

6.

Lady Chatterley's second lover...that's actually kind of funny.
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Lady Chatterley's second lover...that's actually kind of funny.

7.

Duh, of course motels aren't for sleeping. They're for SEX. SEX SEX SEX!
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Duh, of course motels aren't for sleeping. They're for SEX. SEX SEX SEX!

8.

Being tickled to death sounds like the worst way to die.
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Being tickled to death sounds like the worst way to die.

9.

UGH. Women and their booze. Women shouldn't even be let out of the house. Or out of the closet you keep them chained up in.
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UGH. Women and their booze. Women shouldn't even be let out of the house. Or out of the closet you keep them chained up in.

10.

OMG, the gays.

11.

Yeah, you better watch out, Red-Haired Man.
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Yeah, you better watch out, Red-Haired Man.

12.

Sex-playing summer jobs...um...are you talking about prostitution?
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Sex-playing summer jobs...um...are you talking about prostitution?

13.

Evil Way to Make a Woman Crumble #1: Let her see you reading this magazine.
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Evil Way to Make a Woman Crumble #1: Let her see you reading this magazine.

14.

Aaaand the creepiest suggestion of them all: TOTALLY spy on your neighbors with this device no one will surely see you using.
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Aaaand the creepiest suggestion of them all: TOTALLY spy on your neighbors with this device no one will surely see you using.

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