7. Dawson’s Creek
A guess at what it’s about: In Don’t Scream, Dawson enlists everyone to play parts in his slasher movie…except someone actually gets hurt. (Spoiler alert: It’s Abby.) In Calm Before the Storm, a hurricane is headed for Capeside. It hits, and everyone agonizes over whether they should have sex during the storm.
12. Lizzie McGuire
A guess at what it’s about: For New Kid in School, sorry, but the actual synopsis is JUST TOO GOOD. There’s a new student, “a mysterious kid who just returned from Fiji. He’s already made a movie with Steven Spielberg, skipped three grades, and taught Britney Spears how to dance.” When Moms Attack is probably about Lizzie’s mom taking away her headphones on a family trip because she’s not participating in family time.
13. Are You Afraid of the Dark?
A guess at what it’s about: In The Tale of the Virtual Nightmare, a gamer must figure out how to stop being such a nerd; he ultimately finds new joy in kickball. In The Tale of the Nightly Neighbors, a kid is convinced his neighbors are ghosts; turns out they are just squatters.
15. Growing Pains
A guess at what it’s about: Maggie Seaver starts investigating coke parties on college campuses. Dr. Jason Seaver starts treating a nymphomaniac who is coming on to him. Nobody cares about Ben, and Mike chooses to be written out of this book due to his Christian convictions.
- Donald Glover has been cast as Simba in Disney's remake of "The Lion King."