1. She did comebacks on her own time. Like most people only dream of.
2. And when she had a comeback to serve immediately, it spoke the truth.
3. She never revealed her secrets.
The Gibbler moves in mysterious ways.
4. She knew she was a universal savior, delivering the Tanners from a life of boredom.
5. She ate with her mouth open, 'cause fuck ladylike conventions.
6. She had CIA-like ways of knowing what's up.
7. She always had a point.
8. Her outfits were un-freakin'-believable. Like, she seriously did not give AF about what people thought.
9. Girlfriend never waited for an invitation. She just showed up like a VIP.
10. She didn't take any shit from anyone.
Literally, don't talk to me about things I know more about.