I’m not quite sure how this gem (get it?) of a clip didn’t explode before — it’s been online for a while. I only wish it was longer.
2. Synergy is now an iPad app!
3. Rio…being predictably bland and lame.
4. Showtime, Synergy.
5. There’s an appearance by the evil Pizzazz of The Misfits…
6. …who Facetimes with the even more devious Eric Raymond. Muahahah!
- Donald Trump promised insurance for everyone this weekend, but Senate Republicans say they assume he misspoke.
- President Barack Obama shortened Chelsea Manning's 35-year sentence for leaking documents to WikiLeaks. She'll be freed in May.
- Blue Lies Matter: Video finally proved that police officers lie — and why they get away with it.
- A Toronto man is on a mission to bathe at a different stranger's house every day this month. And so far, so good 🛀