1. Behold, Baby Laugh-a-Lot, who turns innocent little girls into zombie-demons with her laugh.
2. Don’t believe me? Exhibit A:
3. Don’t be fooled by Exhibit B: She may look sweet at first, but within a second she is pure evil.
4. Exhibit C: Her pigtails are also poison.
5. Now watch the commercial again…this time with a horror movie soundtrack. WTF, PEOPLE?!
6. And just when you thought dolls couldn’t get any more creepy….meet Baby Secret. Can’t. Tear. Yourself. Away.
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