1. Slinky dresses with mesh overlay. etsy.com 2. Impossible-to-wear backless dresses. etsy.com C'mon. Ain't nobody got the body for that. 3. Teenie, tiny beaded purses. etsy.com To store your vanilla shimmer gloss and Trojans. 4. Iridescent materials. etsy.com 5. These flamenco-like dresses with the ghastly fringe hemlines. etsy.com 6. Gold hues. (Thank you Taylor Vaughn of She's All That.) etsy.com 7. God-awful chunky mary janes. etsy.com 8. Or even worse, glittery chunky heels. etsy.com Oy. 9. Embellished gowns guaranteed to blind you. etsy.com 10. $5 tiaras. etsy.com Barf. 11. Corset tops. etsy.com Cue your father's protests: She can't go out of the house in underwear! 12. Paired with an iridescent or tulle skirt like this. etsy.com 13. Chinese-inspired fashions. etsy.com 14. Worn, naturally, with your upscale takeout purse. etsy.com 15. Oh my godddd nooooo. etsy.com ::Loses faith in humanity:: 16. There were a couple years when everything was seemingly covered in metal disco ball mesh. etsy.com 17. And the go-to accessory was a choker. etsy.com 18. But of course, the most popular trend: shiny (read: polyester) Jessica McClintock dresses. etsy.com Some things never change...apparently.