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The 10 Basic Tenets Of Tannerism

Plato, Aristotle, Nietzsche, and...Tanner. Find enlightenment in these philosophical concepts.

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3. Decline firmly.

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Dissent is best expressed by distancing one's self from the object of conflict. Hide behind protective eyewear and insert a word of a foreign language. As seen here, a reference to the Spanish, "José," meaning Joseph.

5. Alert others to the obvious.

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"Others" are not as smart as you and therefore may need correction when something is wrong and/or obvious. "Duh" is a sharp and succinct method, or one might try its much more potent variant, "No duh."

8. Employ reverse politesse from time to time.

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The constructs of society have programmed us to give automatic responses to common exchanges. Every now and again, we must question whether our responses are truly genuine, and if not, then we should express the truth.

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