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Here's what you need to know about the 1989 movie Teen Witch:
1. It is about a teenager who is also a witch.
2. It had a budget of $2.5 million. Its total gross: $27,843.
3. It featured the coolest kids you'll ever meet—these three dudes who produced the most embarrassing rap song of all time, "Top That."
Now, please join us for a comic analysis of this piece of musical excrement:
Cool gear.
Cool outfits and all the latest dance moves.
He's so funky!
Ohhhh shoot, the hat's coming off. She's going for it.
And he's like:
And she's all:
But they're macho, macho men.
But she's like, "top that!"
