12 Reasons Jack Dawson Would Actually Make A Terrible Boyfriend

I see through your web of lies.

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2. His job will forever cause suspicion. And you can't say anything because it's "art."

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Any profession that requires your partner to look at other naked women is going to be a guaranteed source of paranoia. Oh, what, you think because he drew you naked, he'll never draw anyone else? The man walks around with a book full of naked ladies.

6. Jack is a user of "the neg."

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"Negging" is a pickup tactic wherein a man gives a woman a backhanded compliment — something that borders on an insult — that prompts the woman to defend herself or ask why the man would say such a thing. It has been popularized by horrible "pickup artists" and needs to stop.

8. He's too much of a risk-taker.

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There's a good chance he'd gamble away your life savings. Or put it all into some get-rich-quick scheme and before you know it, you're pushing phone cards on all your friends.

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