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    11 Incredibly WTF Vintage Diet Books

    Nothing is quite so bizarre as the "sexy pineapple diet."

    1. "Help Lord — The Devil Wants Me Fat!": A Scriptural Approach to a Trim and Attractive Body

    The key to this 1970s diet is to keep the devil out of your mind. Because it is that evil presence that causes you to eat. TRUE STORY.

    2. The Sexy Pineapple Diet

    This 1970 book details the "revolutionary new method of keeping slim and erogetic." What does "erogetic" mean? No fucking clue. The Chicago Tribune said the diet "almost guarantees 24-hour dismay." According to the review, the book is filled with illustrations, such as a "female with wrinkled elbows in a bikini, leaping heavenward in a weedy field as if she might have just sat on a pineapple."

    3. There's a Thin Person Inside You!

    In her bio, the author of this 1983 book claims she has "taught hundreds of people of all ages to do craftwork, play the piano, paint and dance." Which CLEARLY makes her qualified to give weight advice. She's quite condescending, calling her readers "fatties." And here's some good advice to tell if you are overweight: Look in the mirror naked. "If there are bulges and bumps you don't want, you are too fat."

    4. The 7-Day Milk Diet ... For Women

    This 1970s pamphlet was put out by the California Milk Advisory Board, and from what we can tell (through a Seattle newspaper reprint of a similar "7-day milk diet" also put out by the state's milk board), it's basically eating very little and a glass of milk at practically every meal. YUCKYUCK.

    5. Domino Sugar's Keep Slim and Trim and Reducing Diet Menus

    6. Slimming Down by Ed McMahon

    In this 1973 book, TV personality Ed McMahon reveals diet secrets. "Johnny Carson's TV sidekick tells the frank, funny story of his war against overweight ... and how you can win your own anti-calorie campaign."

    7. The Fat Boy's Book

    8. How to Take 20 Pounds Off Your Man: A Lifesaving Guide For the Man You Love

    There's not too much out there on this manipulative seeming guide, which I guess is for women who think their partners are too fat. You can "surprise him with a svelte new body — his!" Sure he'll just looooove this.

    9. The Drinking Man's Diet Or How to Lose Weight With a Minimum of Will Power

    This 1964 pamphlet advised the sophisticated gentleman (exhibit A: Dean Martin) that they could keep a boozy lifestyle while still losing weight. The key was in carbohydrates. You can read more about it at Forbes, which also published some sample menus.

    10. Tuna 'Round the Diet Clock

    This 1950s guide put out by Chicken of the Sea makes it sound like you should eat tuna all day all the time. Even twice a day seems extreme ... especially when so many of the recipes are HOT.

    11. It's a Sin to Be Fat

    This 1961 book is supposedly a "common sense" approach to diet. Although its fat-shaming cover and use of hypnosis would suggest otherwise. Sheesh!