Ignoring the laws of animation, in which people don't seem to age (lucky bitches), I calculated the ages of these cartoon characters of your youth. Damn. People be old.

### 1. Spongebob would be 27.

### 2. Daria would be 31.

### 3. Doug Funnie would be 33.

### 4. Jem, aka Jerrica Benton, would be 47.

### 5. Arnold would be 26.

### 6. Grandpa Phil would be 99. (And presumably just as spry.)

### 7. Tommy Pickles would be 22.

### 8. George Jetson would be 91.

### 9. Judy Jetson would be 66.

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10.
Allegra (from *Allegra's Window*) would be 22.

### 11. Sailor Moon would be 36.

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12.
Penny from *Inspector Gadget* would be 40.

### 13. In people years, Hello Kitty would be 47.

### 14. Beavis and Butt-head would be 35.

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15.
Wheeler from *Captain Planet* would be 40.

### 16. Strawberry Shortcake would be about 39.

### 17. Arthur would be 25.

### 18. Pepper Ann would be 27.

### 19. The Powerpuff Girls would be 20.

This post inspired by this tweet.