1. Here is a photo of Austin Powers in 1969. Just kidding, it’s a photo of Richard Branson in 1969. (He’s 19.)
2. Here’s a photo of Richard Branson in a pilot costume at the launch of Virgin Atlantic Airways in 1984.
3. Here is Richard Branson dressed as a pilot and having it all.
4. Here is a photo of Richard Branson making it rain champagne at the launch of his airline.
5. Here is a photo of Richard Branson hydrating with premium champagne (this is how rich people hydrate).
6. Here’s a picture of Richard Branson reading a newspaper in a bathtub.
7. Here is a photo of Richard Branson hanging with his friends Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne (I KNOW) with their eldest daughter, Aimee.
8. Here is a photo of Richard Branson fully clothed in a swimming pool. This is what British people wear when they go swimming.
9. Here is Richard Branson fully clothed in a pool with two women wearing less clothing than him.
10. Here is a photo of Richard Branson staring at a woman’s chest.
11. Here is a photo of Richard Brandson putting a man in an extremely compromising position.
12. And finally, here is a photo of Richard Branson putting himself in a precarious situation. Being rich is the best!
- At least 19 people died and 20 others were injured in a knife attack at a facility for the disabled near Tokyo, Japan.