1.
Here is a photo of Austin Powers in 1969. Just kidding, it's a photo of Richard Branson in 1969. (He's 19.)
2.
Here's a photo of Richard Branson in a pilot costume at the launch of Virgin Atlantic Airways in 1984.
3.
Here is Richard Branson dressed as a pilot and having it all.
4.
Here is a photo of Richard Branson making it rain champagne at the launch of his airline.
5.
Here is a photo of Richard Branson hydrating with premium champagne (this is how rich people hydrate).
6.
Here's a picture of Richard Branson reading a newspaper in a bathtub.
7.
Here is a photo of Richard Branson hanging with his friends Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne (I KNOW) with their eldest daughter, Aimee.
8.
Here is a photo of Richard Branson fully clothed in a swimming pool. This is what British people wear when they go swimming.
9.
Here is Richard Branson fully clothed in a pool with two women wearing less clothing than him.
10.
Here is a photo of Richard Branson staring at a woman's chest.
11.
Here is a photo of Richard Brandson putting a man in an extremely compromising position.
12.
And finally, here is a photo of Richard Branson putting himself in a precarious situation. Being rich is the best!
