1. A man apparently was going to keep the burger around for one month, then forgot about it…until he pulled it out of his pocket 14 years later. OMG EW WHY DON’T YOU CHECK YOUR POCKETS.
- The UK heads to the polls today, with a race for London mayor, a fight for the Scottish parliament, and council elections across England.
- Australian immigration emailed a British man who died on his honeymoon to say he'd overstayed his visa, his husband said.
- Alberta, Canada, has declared a provincial state of emergency over a massive fire near Fort McMurray. The area is under mandatory evacuation.