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Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Professional Scarecrow?

Not that this 1937 job trend is in high demand nowadays.

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In the 1930s, one way to make extra cash was to become a professional scarecrow...

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Prospective applicants should take into consideration the following:

1. Do you have a brain? (Most scarecrow do not.)

2. Do you have tattered clothes? (Do not show up wearing any of those fake-ripped luxury jeans. Authenticity counts.)

3. Are you afraid of birds? (This may be a problem.)

4. Can you spend hours on end dancing in a field? (List all prior music festival experience a la Coachella, etc.)

5. Do you scare others?

6. Will you stop at nothing to defend precious, precious crops?

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