Found: A kid's '90s critique considering one of the greatest unsolved questions of the decade — Spice Girls or Hanson?
"Sisters" vs. Brothers
Or, Girls vs. Girls
Feminism vs. Jesus
Even when they went on Celebrity Deathmatch, there was no victor.
And one time, in between songs at a live show, Limp Bizkit did a bit (seriously NSFW and really, really nasty) in which he imagined pooping out a Spice Girl and then pooping out a Hanson brother. Even people who hate them both — like Limp Bizkit — hate them equally.