The things that made people jealous, presented here in chronological order... 1. American Girl Dolls pbfingers.com Bonus points if you had extra outfits and sets. 2. American Girl Doll Clothes americangirl.wikia.com Ugh you are so cool. 3. Tricked-Out Barbie Bikes ebay.com That came with super-cool extras like makeup sets and attachable pouches. 4. Barbie Power Wheels Car Didn't you so desperately want to ride to school in one of these? 5. Playmobil Dollhouses pinterest.com 6. These Fancy Pencil Cases pinterest.com Because they were so much cooler than those plain old zipper-style ones. 7. Princess Canopy Beds shimmersparkle.tumblr.com 8. Nintendo tvtropes.org 9. Dear Diary pinterest.com Or any one of the slew of electronic diaries of the '90s. 10. Baby-G Watches pinterest.com 11. Having a TV in Your Room 12. Anything from the Pottery Barn Teen Catalog tinypineapple.com Once you got sick of that canopy bed. 13. Hard Candy Nail Polish Because it was 20 times more expensive than Wet 'n Wild. 14. Your Own Phone Line with Your Own Answering Machine ebay.com Let's not talk about all those "creative" greetings you came up with. 15. Lacoste Polos bigoutletsale.com Pink on all the days. Not just Wednesdays. 16. Juicy Couture Tracksuits Frazer Harrison / Getty Images 17. Uggs pinterest.com God, these are so 2004. 18. These Bags 19. Pink Motorola Razr Phones cellularcountry.com Bonus points if it's Bedazzled. 20. Tiffany Necklaces forum.purseblog.com Barf.