3. This man would be your biggest fan.
5. Folks would make fun of old people. And old people are hilarious.
10. Hey, guess what? This guy is a movie star! And he’ll fall in love with you, Normal Girl.
11. In this man’s eyes, you’d always be just slightly older than 16. And it wouldn’t even be creepy!
12. If you got a job as a fashion model, you wouldn’t even have to walk the catwalk, you’d just pretend to be a statue.
13. You could make out in front of your friends.
- Sean Spicer said "his intention is never to lie" as White House press secretary, after making false claims this weekend about Trump's inauguration.
- President Trump signed an executive order that bans foreign organizations that receive US funding from providing abortions.
- Democratic lawmakers say Trump's new hotel in Washington, DC, has lost over $1 million and violates its lease with the government.
- The all-day breakfast boom at McDonald's is over as sales fall for the fast food giant 🍳 📉