3. This man would be your biggest fan.
5. Folks would make fun of old people. And old people are hilarious.
10. Hey, guess what? This guy is a movie star! And he’ll fall in love with you, Normal Girl.
11. In this man’s eyes, you’d always be just slightly older than 16. And it wouldn’t even be creepy!
12. If you got a job as a fashion model, you wouldn’t even have to walk the catwalk, you’d just pretend to be a statue.
13. You could make out in front of your friends.
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