3. This man would be your biggest fan.
5. Folks would make fun of old people. And old people are hilarious.
10. Hey, guess what? This guy is a movie star! And he’ll fall in love with you, Normal Girl.
11. In this man’s eyes, you’d always be just slightly older than 16. And it wouldn’t even be creepy!
12. If you got a job as a fashion model, you wouldn’t even have to walk the catwalk, you’d just pretend to be a statue.
13. You could make out in front of your friends.
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- Immigrants are worried two government memos are laying the groundwork for the deportation force Trump promised on the campaign trail.
- A US federal judge ruled that Texas can't cut Planned Parenthood out of its Medicaid program.
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