1. For the love of God, wrap it up.
4. Don’t get a cat. Just don’t.
7. Everyone else in the world is fuckin’ stupid.
8. Everyone else in the world is fuckin’ insane.
9. Don’t ever label something as a success unless you’ve smelled it and it smells like armpit.
- Donald Trump will soon be the last Republican standing. Ohio Gov. John Kasich will reportedly end his presidential run 🇺🇸
- Prime Minister David Cameron has bowed to pressure for the UK to accept more unaccompanied child refugees.
- And Google is feeding romance novels to its artificial intelligence engine to make its products more ~conversational~.