1. For the love of God, wrap it up.
4. Don’t get a cat. Just don’t.
7. Everyone else in the world is fuckin’ stupid.
8. Everyone else in the world is fuckin’ insane.
9. Don’t ever label something as a success unless you’ve smelled it and it smells like armpit.
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