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1. You can drink all the stuff from the fridge directly from the bottle
2. You can watch porn in the kitchen, in the living room, in the bathroom and even the 3 if you want
3. You can accomodate your drunk friends when you want
4. You can lick the knife AND put it back in the jar of Nutella
5. You can wait 3pm to wash your teeth without pressure
6. You can spend your entire weekend naked on your sofa while playing FIFA without hearing any comment.
7. You do not feel guilty when you see all those hairs that grow
8. You do not have to reassure your partner about his sexual ability
9. You can cook something rotten without worrying about the result
10. You can take a lonnnnnnnnng bath
11. You don't have to systematically erase the history of your browser
12. You can flirt with Michelle from accounting or the new hot boy from the marketing departement, without remorse
13. No one checks if you put the same slip two days in a row
14. You sleep better, it's scientifically proven, sharing a bed isn't good for a restful sleep
15. Anyway the only person you love unconditionally and forever is YOU
So reassured?
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