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19 Thoughts Everyone Has At Their First College Football Game

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1. "Am I overdressed? Am I underdressed? What are people wearing."

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2. "Why is this line so long? Is this a line or a crowd? Why are there SO MANY LINES?!"


3. "So signs are clearly a thing."

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4. "I have never seen so many humans. Literally everyone on earth is in this stadium right now."

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5. "Dang, these seats are very high up. Like... I think the air is thinner."

6. "Ahhhhh look at everyone in the colors! I am ONE with these people!"

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7. "HELLO. There are a lot of male cheerleaders! And they're CRAZY good."

8. "Are we sitting? We're not sitting? We're all standing. OK, I can do that."

9. "Who even has the ball. I can't see anything."

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10. "We scoreeeed! Everyone's going crazy! This is AWESOME."

11. "And there are clearly some rituals I don't understand."

12. "Now we're singing the fight song. No prob, I totally know the words."

13. "Or... maybe I don't."

14. "I'm going to be honest: It's the 3rd quarter, and I would like to be sitting down."

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15. "Oh no! We fumbled. What do I do with my body when we do bad?"

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16. "I have never heard language like this before. These people are invested."

17. "My hunger level just went critical. I don't know if I can cheer anymore."

18. "We won!! Why am I chest bumping this rando? How can I be this excited?!"


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