6 Weirdest Japanese Dating Games To Find Your Strangest Suitor

Otome games where you can date anime Colonel Sanders, horsemen, pigeons, teenage alpacas, date Paula Deen as Gordon Ramsey... Try kinkier dating and push past your romantic prejudices!

1. Butter Me Up: Play as Gordon Ramsey....?

You Fucking Furry

Ever dreamed of romancing someone in Gordon Ramsey's body? Yeah, probably not, it's a very specific dream. But if you have dreamed it, now you can do it! This game is RACY so be warned. Gordon Ramsey (that's you now) sees the most beautiful woman, TV chef Paula Deen, and since they both love butter they have dates at different butter factories around town. The game can end in a couple of ways: from murder to butter in bodily crevices so stay vigilant!

2. Hatoful Boyfriends: Date a Pigeon!

Mediatonic, Hato Moa

Since I was young, I've always wanted a bird army; the closest thing I've got is a reverse harem in Hatoful Boyfriends. Find your avian soulmate at the most prestigious birdie academy. As a sophomore and the only human, you can take the opportunity to romance your senpai and kouhai. Enjoy your birdie boyfriends! Can you catch them all?

3. My Horse Prince: a Horse with a Gorgeous Face

USAYA Co.

Out with the centaurs and in with the horse princes! You play as a working woman trying to get out of the rat race by going to a ranch (to search for cute ranch hands). After feeling defeated by the lack of eye candy she sees hot head on a horse body. It seems as if our own heroine has her.... doubts about dating a horse but a handsome face is still handsome. The horse kabedon never gets old.

4. I Love You Colonel Sanders: Lick My Fingers

Psyop

Hoo wee mama! This almost makes me believe in love at first sight. Smoldering Colonel Sanders blowing you kisses is irresistible, not to mention those cheekbones. It's time to boss up and find love and success at culinary school with your fellow student Colonel Sanders. There are also fights with mutant food monsters if the romance wasn't enough. It's a finger-lickin' good time!

Fun Fact: The publisher of this game is KFC themselves...

5. Paca Plus: It's Sort of a Furry?

PacoProject

I will be frank, I did NOT know that an alpaca could rock a school uniform but I am here for it (and ready for love). On a high school outing to "Alpaca Kingdom" a boy falls asleep and discovers that his girlfriend is now an alpaca. Plenty of fluff, literally and figuratively, to melt your frozen heart.

6. Kabedon ~Never Wanna Let You Go~: Try a Wall Slam on for Size

As society grows pickier a one-handed wall slam just doesn't cut it anymore. You aim to impress and your crush wants a wall slam. There are no lengths you won't go to get the perfect kabedon ranging from all 1-4 limbs and some wacky costumes. If a cringey kabedon physically pains you then you will be relieved to know that it's a clicker game: endure the pain for the pure wack-a-doodle humor.