22 Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever Go Vegetarian

    Those poor, poor vegetarians.

    Lavanya Narayanan
    by Lavanya Narayanan

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Let's face it. Vegetarian food just isn't filling enough.

    2. All the food you get to eat is, well, plain boring.

    3. Vegan sushi just never matches up...

    4. And there's absolutely no variety whatsoever.

    5. All the food is the same.

    6. And you'd have to live on lettuce and kale, practically.

    7. And hello, who wants to eat vegetarian pizza?

    8. I mean, COME ON.

    9. Veggie burgers always pale in comparison.

    10. And it's pretty damn hard to find good vegetarian drunk food, tbh.

    11. Or, more importantly, vegetarian hangover food. It just doesn't exist.

    12. Vegetarian sandwiches are just so sad.

    13. And like, grilled cheeses aren't that fulfilling anyways.

    14. You can kiss your favorite buffalo sauce goodbye, now that you can't have wings anymore.

    15. Who really wants falafel and pita, anyways?

    16. And vegan ramen? Please, don't even come near me.

    17. You can't be truly adventurous with vegetarian food.

    18. And there's no point in traveling if you can't eat most of the street food anyways.

    19. If you want a snack, you'll have to settle for a plain ol' piece of fruit.

    20. And honestly, how are you supposed to get your protein?

    21. Oh and if you're vegan, say goodbye to ice cream altogether. It's over.

    22. Let's be honest – could you really survive on this for the rest of your life?