Food·Posted on Apr 17, 201532 Things That Happen At The Cheesecake FactoryGod this bread is good.by Lauren PaulBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You can barely contain your excitement for cheesecake. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. You spot that signature script from a mile away. View this photo on Instagram 3. You're mesmerized by the elaborate decor. 4. And you slowly realize that Sauron will be watching over your meal. 5. You kind of wish this was an actual factory of cheesecake. 6. You mistake the menu for a novel. View this photo on Instagram 7. You dubiously skim the menu categories. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. And you're completely overwhelmed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Mostly by the desire to order everything all at once. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. You're mildly insulted by the Skinnylicious category. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. So you take your indignation out on the bread basket. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. And you realize this bread is the solution to all life's problems. 13. When the server comes, you're definitely not ready. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You say you're "fine with water, thanks," but then you see they have alcohol. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. So you have to flag them down like a crazy person to get what you truly want. View this photo on Instagram 16. You think that maybe bread and margs is really all you need. View this photo on Instagram 17. But then you see they have ~Glamburgers~. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. And you're def intrigued by the specialties. 19. Even the veggie options are appealing to you! View this photo on Instagram 20. Ok, you're gonna need to develop a strategy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. You start to wonder... what cuisine is this, anyway? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. But it doesn't matter, because someone suggested appetizers. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. And then the appetizers arrive. View this photo on Instagram 24. Before you know it, your server is back. You wonder where they got their tie. View this photo on Instagram 25. Of course you're the only one who hasn't decided. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. So you insist on ordering last. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 27. You make a game time decision. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. But you hand over the menu knowing that was not what you wanted. Tap to reveal Click to reveal 29. But then it arrives. It's glorious. View this photo on Instagram 30. So is what the person next to your ordered. View this photo on Instagram 31. You're about to finish when you realize you will have absolutely NO room for cheesecake. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 32. But you're resourceful: You order that shit to go. View this photo on Instagram Until we meet again.