Travel·Posted on Oct 17, 201518 Red Flags That You Learned To Drink In BostonDrunchies of choice: Cape Cod chips and a fluffernutter.by Lauren PaulBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You have made the pilgrimage to the New Hampshire State Liquor Store. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com #StockingUp #NoSalesTax 2. You know what beirut is and that it is far superior to beer pong. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Ten cups, people. TEN. CUPS. 3. You have drunkenly cheered on marathoners. Steven Senne / AP / Via ftw.usatoday.com "OMG YOU SO CLOSE......ONLY LIKE 40 GAZILLION MILES LEFT, YOU'RE, LIKE, THERE." 4. You've probably shoveled drunk. Hilary Sargent @lilsarg America Ignores Common Sense, Embraces Drunk Shoveling http://t.co/8F1aXZeMmP 10:51 PM - 27 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. You can spot a fake ID like a pro. theleetgeeks CC BY-NC-ND / Via Flickr: theleetgeeks If you're gonna fake it in Boston, bring your A game. 6. You genuinely feel sorry for dry towns. Alexrk2 / Via en.wikipedia.org Our hearts go out to you, Westhampton. Way to get with the times, Swellesley. 7. You have no idea what happy hour is. allposters.com Wait, why don't we have those?! 8. You plan on when to get drunk, because you know liquor stores will be closed when you need them most. Don Nunn CC BY-SA / Via Flickr: donnunn Hey thanks for the legacy, Puritans, all these blue laws are AWESOME. 9. It took you a while to figure out that not every bar in the country is an Irish pub. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com "You said we were going to a bar... there are no sports on TV or Guinness on the tap..." 10. The T has definitely stopped running before you're done drinking. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 11. You have drunkenly tripped over cobble stones. Matt Kieffer CC BY-SA / Via Flickr: mattkieffer Yes, they're beautiful, but God forbid you've had a few shots and are wearing heels. 12. You have maybe sorta actually been slightly offended by Dick's Last Resort. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com OK guys, my hat's a little too real... 13. You have zero recollection of that scorpion bowl at The Kong. hongkongboston.com But that slice from Noch's sure hit the spot. 14. You have slurred through your practiced speech for why your sports team is the best. Stan Grossfeld / The Boston Globe / Via boston.com "Nooo nooo, shut up, lizzen to me... Brady iz a GOD." 15. You have drunkenly shoved a cannoli (or eight) into your face. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 16. You have taken forever to choose a beer at Sunset Grill & Tap. Michael C. / Via yelp.com 17. You were shocked to learn that Sam Adams is not as widespread as Bud, Coors, or even Miller. James CC BY-NC-ND / Via Flickr: turkguy19 But it's a beer staple! 18. St. Patrick's Day is simultaneously the greatest and worst day of your year. youtube.com "There's a shamrock dick on my face."