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    15 Times "Riverdale" Was Wild Even For "Riverdale"

    "I'm a ~weirdo~."

    1. The time Betty performed a painfully uncomfy strip tease in front of her mom, Jughead's dad, and a lot of other people at the Whyte Wyrm.

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    2. The time Archie almost bled to death after he was *attacked by a grizzly bear*.

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    3. The time the River Vixens showed up to juvie and performed "Jailhouse Rock" for the inmates.

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    4. The time Betty found out she had the "serial killer gene."

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    5. The time Betty chloroformed her mom and everyone just let it happen.

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    6. The time Jughead established his "weirdness" once and for all.

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    7. The time Cheryl and Veronica tortured Penelope with maple syrup.

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    8. The time Veronica — a high-schooler — opened a speakeasy beneath Pop's.

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    9. Literally every single time someone mentioned the dangers of Jingle Jangle and Fizzle Rocks.

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    10. The time everyone joined a cult that actually harvested their organs.

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    11. The time Archie and his friends formed a vigilante group and posted a shirtless video about it.

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    12. The time Betty and her mom killed a man, destroyed the body, and never spoke about it again.

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    13. The time Midge died on the opening night of Carrie: The Musical.

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    14. The time Hiram — an actual adult man — wrestled against Archie — a 16-year-old.

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    15. And finally, the time Archie taught his fellow inmates about the "triumphs and defeats of high school football."

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