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[queer eye] jonathan: a little lip scrub goes a long way antoni: hummus is the guacamole of the middle east tan: try wearing a short sleeve shirt with a collar karamo: look in the mirror and say something u like about urself bobby: i have built u a brand new house from scratch
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me on queer eye when antoni forces me to eat his food and i have to pretend to like it cos hes sexy
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every dude on queer eye: ive never brushed my teeth in my life tan: french tuck
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Green Eggs & Ham w/ #QueerEye Bobby: would you eat them in this box? Antoni: would you eat them with this lox? Karamo: would you eat them while you’re depressed? Tan: would you eat them while getting dressed? Jonathan: YOU ARE SERVING FULL ON RHYMING REALNESS AND I LOVE IT
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JVN: *cuts their hair beautifully* Me: 😭 Tan: *french tuck* Me: 😭 Bobbi: *fluffs a pillow* Me: 😭 Antoni: *peels an egg* Me: 😭 Karamo: *does anything* Me: 😭 #queereye
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Queer Eye runtime Karamo driving, chatting: 3mins Tan "this hat or this hat?": 4:13mins Jonathan trimming hair: 3mins Antoni cuts a carrot, smiles: 17mins Bobby remodels a house, knocks down a wall, plants a garden, fights a union strike: 0.32 seconds
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ME: I'm not petty ALSO ME: I am absolutely keeping a list of every person who says Jonathan on Queer Eye was "too much" for them
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me seeing bobby’s renovation during each episode of queer eye
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every Queer Eye hero when Bobby completely renovates everything in their entire home vs. when Antoni serves a plate of cut-up grapefruit
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ur bf might be tan but is his outfit tan approved?? get him on queer eye sis
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queer eye season 1: this is how to use moisturiser :) queer eye season 4: we're taking u to meet the man who shot u
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The four Queer Eye moods
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Me, in passing to Queer Eye Bobby at the pub: yeah I like the ocean Bobby, yelling at me in my kitchen a week later: look at this Barrier Reef mural in your living room! i replaced all your plumbing with salt water, permanently. you must sleep in a giant clam now
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oceans 8 but with the cast of queer eye
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If one of the queer eye guys offers you a ride in that damn truck be careful because you’re about to HEAL FROM CHILDHOOD TRAUMA READY OR NOT
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Netflix and Chill < Queer Eye and Cry