23 Jokes About Horror Movies That Are Just So Accurate

    Prepare to giggle while watching Halloween.

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    when they always ask u why u killin them but they never ask whats killin u

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    Hollywood done got to Chucky. This mf done got Botox, a eyebrow lift, facelift, and fillers. Smh.

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    Horror movies don't get enough credit for encouraging kids to pursue research at their local library

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    Pennywise on his way to pay the Losers Club a visit after a 27 year hiatus #ITChapter2

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    dani in midsommar when they first got to switzerland

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    How Michael Meyers gets ready before his kills

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    kid in a scary movie outside a haunted house: ok we saw it can we go now kid who will definitely die in 12 minutes: what are you C H I C K E N

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    Michael Myers would be 61 years old at this point so even if Jamie Lee Curtis doesn’t get him the arthritis will

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    Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

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    scary movies need to step their game up. I’m not tryna to be just “spooked” I want to be shook so hard I permanently vibrate for the rest of my life. that’s what I want. that’s what I need. thank you

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    freddy krueger could never wipe his own ass and that's the true horror story

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    White folks in horror movies be like...

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    “It’s not even that scary a movie, it’s more of a thriller” - someone who is fucking lying to you

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    jamie lee curtis been eating activia DAILY since 2010 bitch michael meyers ain't stand no chance

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    how did chucky manage to murder so many people??? just pick him up and yeet him in the bin. he's a doll

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    if i watch a scary movie I’m gonna need to watch every Disney movie ever made to bring me back to myself. on second thought, let’s not watch a scary movie and just watch Disney movies instead

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    If they want to make horror movies that are realistic for millennials they shouldn't all start with somebody buying a house

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    Ghostface: What’s your favorite scary movie? Me: Well, I just binged the works of Amando de Ossorio. His quartet of “Blind Dead” films started the Spanish horror boom of the 70s. What they lack in characterization they make up for in mood, plus... Ghostface: Jesus (hangs up)

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    people in horror movies trying to run away from the killer https://t.co/KES378lSWR

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    I just want to be as happy as a character in the first half hour of a horror movie