TV and Movies·Posted on Aug 30, 201923 Jokes About Horror Movies That Are Just So AccuratePrepare to giggle while watching Halloween.by Lauren GarafanoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. pauline 🍒 @icywiifey when they always ask u why u killin them but they never ask whats killin u 06:12 AM - 03 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Khadi Don @KhadiDon Hollywood done got to Chucky. This mf done got Botox, a eyebrow lift, facelift, and fillers. Smh. 03:06 AM - 20 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Nadia Bulkin @nadiabulkin Horror movies don't get enough credit for encouraging kids to pursue research at their local library 03:37 AM - 11 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Joshua Chenault @joshuachenault1 Pennywise on his way to pay the Losers Club a visit after a 27 year hiatus #ITChapter2 05:46 PM - 09 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. NATÁSSIA :-) @_VENUSNAT dani in midsommar when they first got to switzerland 02:00 AM - 21 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. zel @denzeldion How Michael Meyers gets ready before his kills 06:16 AM - 28 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird kid in a scary movie outside a haunted house: ok we saw it can we go now kid who will definitely die in 12 minutes: what are you C H I C K E N 10:52 PM - 03 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Luc @ellkay_ Michael Myers would be 61 years old at this point so even if Jamie Lee Curtis doesn’t get him the arthritis will 01:50 PM - 21 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Katie Dippold @katiedippold Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe 06:22 PM - 30 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Joey Nolfi @joeynolfi Hereditary vs. Midsommar 05:09 PM - 04 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. not pinkett smith @fatherlyjada The Exorcist (1973) 05:11 AM - 04 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. queen quen @quenblackwell scary movies need to step their game up. I’m not tryna to be just “spooked” I want to be shook so hard I permanently vibrate for the rest of my life. that’s what I want. that’s what I need. thank you 08:49 PM - 18 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊 🦇 @thholyghost freddy krueger could never wipe his own ass and that's the true horror story 12:58 PM - 10 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Benihana Buddy @Lbuddy84 White folks in horror movies be like... 09:43 PM - 14 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. PJ Vogt @PJVogt “It’s not even that scary a movie, it’s more of a thriller” - someone who is fucking lying to you 01:47 AM - 19 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 𝐤𝖔𝖇𝐲 ♥ @kobychill jamie lee curtis been eating activia DAILY since 2010 bitch michael meyers ain't stand no chance 05:27 PM - 20 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖊 🦇 @thholyghost how did chucky manage to murder so many people??? just pick him up and yeet him in the bin. he's a doll 02:27 PM - 16 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. You Matter Hoodies Return in September @DemetriusHarmon If Moms Were In Horror Movies 11:27 PM - 22 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. camila @Camila_Cabello if i watch a scary movie I’m gonna need to watch every Disney movie ever made to bring me back to myself. on second thought, let’s not watch a scary movie and just watch Disney movies instead 10:13 PM - 18 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan If they want to make horror movies that are realistic for millennials they shouldn't all start with somebody buying a house 05:24 AM - 13 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt Ghostface: What’s your favorite scary movie? Me: Well, I just binged the works of Amando de Ossorio. His quartet of “Blind Dead” films started the Spanish horror boom of the 70s. What they lack in characterization they make up for in mood, plus... Ghostface: Jesus (hangs up) 09:10 PM - 27 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Shafeeq @Y2SHAF people in horror movies trying to run away from the killer https://t.co/KES378lSWR 10:04 PM - 28 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Megan Amram @meganamram I just want to be as happy as a character in the first half hour of a horror movie 11:14 PM - 07 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite