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The weather: 39 degrees. what are u wearing to practice

"wowzers trousers" aka @l\_rev8, u fall a lot. particularly over cracks in sidewalks and bricks in ur front yard. sometimes it results in excessive cuts and/or sprained ankles. u might have gotten but by a highly venomous australian spider at holmdel park and almost had to have ur leg cut off. as a result, spiders r ur biggest fear. u have a reputation for being loud. u have worn the same pair of socks every single race since seventh grade, they may or may not be bright orange (not bright anymore tho). one time u almost beat taylor mulch but that's probably the closest u will ever get. u have a dream of being a hurdler/pole vaulter, but everyone is very scared when u try either of those things at practice. ur wardrobe is geared towards the summer months, therefore u wear shorts to practice when it is above 40 degrees. u are a slide whistle prodigy, and u own one of those cool runners high hats. u never stop talking abt either of them. ur typical mcdonalds order is one (1) cookie tote. u know the words to every rap. u are an avid fan of riverdale. u have watched almost every tv show known to man. u have possible the worst immune system ever. ur half of the best monkey in the middle team in the world. u barely sleep and sometimes forget to eat.

Laura

"asjkfsdknflsd" aka @stephtomkobitch. u probably spend most of ur time watching vine compilations or friends. u also definitely make plans with ur friends and then sleep through them 95% of the time. u LOVE clementines and tacos. u cry A lot. u also have different phases, like og stefy, sk8er gurl stefy, i was born in the wrong generation stefy, and redneck stefy. u listen to country music. u claim to hate preps, but two of ur bffs are preps are ur dating one. u find moldy clementines in ur locker. ur mom probably loves the amish. also whenever ur home alone u are convinced that someone is breaking in. the only person with a weaker immune system than u is laura. u have a history of benadryl addiction.

Stefy

"i just think its funny when..." aka jose, hoey, @joseflem. chances r ur a vegan. probably a weak one too. there is a 57% chance u might have ocular hypertension. u have commitment issues. u have a tendency to pass out in hot tubs. u also make out with boys at parties and end up dating them. did i mention ur a vegan. #Bernie4Prez. u not only are a nike bitch, but also an apple bitch. u are kind of indie trash. ur biggest problem in spanish class is speaking chinese. sometimes ur legs go numb. if u were a ben n jerrys non dairy ice cream flavor, u would b chocolate fudge brownie. u arent good at buying gifts for ur boyfriend, who goes by dommy salami, dom salom, dominic salominic.

"if we start practice later than 2:09 i'll get acne." aka @aaidsss\_ ur dating ur friends cousin, but u break up at least once a week. u bring a ginormous lunch bag with u to every track meet. when the bus is at 6:30, u show up at 6:50. u have had a total of two days in iss this year. u might randomly break out into the 'i don't dance' dance number. u probably throw up after every race u run. u probably don't own deodorant. sometimes ur sister is graduating law school the same day as sectionals so ur mom has to drive u to delsea, but ur car breaks down so u get a ride with a nice christian man who ends up following u twice on every social media and slides into ur dm's. u have rly big feet. u act like youve never heard a song but u rap every word. u have strange home remedies to every ailment. u have been known to break ur wrist in gym the day of a race, so ur mom threatens to sue the school district if u run. bc of said broken wrist, u cannot dress urself and need ppl to do things like tie ur shoes and put up ur hair. u have also raced against a two-time state champion in leggings and a wrist brace, receiving the baton facing the wrong way.

Adria

"i was with my lacey friends..." aka @emileirweiner, ur an amazing camper. u can climb any tree/mountain if u out ur mind to it. u go to health and fitness vocs, are are lowky jacked. u may or may not know a boy known as 'bodybuilder josh'. u r AMAZING at snowball fights, and u like to hit people, laura in particular (with love, ofc) u are one half of the worlds greatest monkey in the middle team. u have hosted a vegan campfire. u r so popular in lacet ur lowkey about to get elected mayor. u r the proud owner of a yurt. u buy ur friends a slide whistle for secret santa. u r committed to harvard.

Bear Gryllis

"i have diabetes" aka @ceililuvschickennuggets u have diabetes. type 1 tho, u aint fat. ur business alone could keep dunkin donuts open. ur dad probably got out of prison a few days ago. u don't have a real bed or a dresser bc diphus took it. u have survived a propane explosion and saved the life of a 15 month old child. u are the ultimate nike hoe. u have an obsession w a girl, bonus points if her name is kara thomas. u maintain communication with a certain foreign language teacher/hoe who mysteriously left the country. u have cried while eating ice cream cake on a treadmill with one of ur friends (laura). ur name has weird ass accents in it but it doesnt actually have them. u were obsessed w ur varsity jacket for a week but lost interest. u have ur dream casket picked out. fun fact abt u; ur name has not been said correctly on the announcements one time!

Seal

"i hate it when..." aka @czech.urself. u r a cat. u hate everything. well almost everything. ur kind of angry a lot of the time. u rly like chicken nugs. ur dog is easily mistaken for a furball and she is EVIL. u make alllll the quizlets but sometimes u make them private. u have red hair. although u hate lots of things (such as peanut butter (weirdo)) stephanie tomkowich is NOT one of them. u r the proud owner of a pair of vineyard vines flip flops. u drive a mini cooper convertible. u lowkey listen to emo music but its rly nbd.

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