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14 Reasons Your Pet Is Actually The Best Valentine's Date

Whether you're single or in a relationship, your pet really should have your heart this valentine’s day. So ditch the fancy restaurant with your boyfriend/girlfriend, the drunk singles night out with your friends or the awkward tinder date and get cosy with your dog, cat, hamster, rabbit, parrot, snake, lizard, pony or even your fish... AKA the one you truly love.

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1. You can eat and drink as much as you want! / Via

They will not judge you for eating an entire pizza and drinking half a bottle of gin by yourself. Aaaaand you can even eat garlic bread. They have just licked their privates for crying out loud, they’re not in a position to judge.

4. You don't need to get all dressed up or even brush your hair for a date night with your furry pal!

7. There are no strings attached! / Via

Yeh, you watched Midsomer Murders with my mum last night, Kasha, it's fine, I just care that you're here now. And I'm still allowed to find other dogs cute too. Win-win.

9. You won’t get a half hearted last minute card from the garage on their way home from work. / Via

No ugly lil card from your pet gecko. Or in some cases, no "ironic" valentine card saying "For my fiancé..." like an ex may or may not have given you...

10. If you cry about your miserable love life (even you relationshipees) your pet won’t make fun of you. / Via

They won't judge you and a big hug from them will make you feel 36883279x better. FACT!

11. No clock watching or excuses to go home early! / Via

Ever been on a terrible date and just really wanted to just go home? With your lil four legged friend you're guaranteed to have a nice cuddly night already in the comfort of your own home. Ideal!

12. You can talk in your cringey pet voice all night! / Via

Let's be honest, who doesn't love talking like a baby to their wee cutie. I don’t imagine that would go down too well in the middle of a tinder date. "Whoooo's sooo goooorgeous!?"

14. The love is mutual! / Via

They love you as much as you love them, and they're not gonna chuck you next week or kiss your friend at a party... well dogs might but at least that’s innocent.

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