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Are you more Drake or Shania? Are you more champagne or sangria? Take this one of kind test to find out if you are a spitting image of LB, Cal Bell, Vanmaster, The Folkester or Bmann,

What Shade Of Golden Are You?

What's your go-to drink?

If you were a drug, what drug would you be?

Who are your probably roasting in the group chat right now?

Why did you flop on going to the bar last night?

Which member of the tribe are you banging?

What club should we go to tonight?

If you dropped a mix tape who would be featured on it?

Why are you so hungover?

What's your insta bio?

Let's say you're single, who did make out with ln?

Why did spice not let you in?

I'll keep this short and sweet because you are the shortest person in the group chat and for sure not the sweetest. You love a good roast and you love your friends so there's nothing quite like roasting your friends. You're kind of a ghost because you dipped on all your friends to live in Europe, and then Muskoka and then butt-fuck Kingston, Ontario, and you flake on your friends to go to the bar with your, "neuch friends". But at the end of the day you love GB more than you love to stay hydrated and send snaps of yourself at the gym in the group chat.

Do you ever wonder why you aren't a meme yet? Do you ever kick your feet up after a long day of working downtown and think to yourself, ": yo ? tf you complaining for ?? i grind 24/7 ?☝?? you don’t see ? me crying ???‼️ foh lil bitch ??️?."? Do your friends ever laugh at you and you don't know what to say so you just laugh along with them? Do you have the kind of luck that the worst thing in the world could happen to you and then after that happened you would run into your ex-boyfriend? Did you glow up a lot? Oh, hey Baani! Congrats on being the funny one. You live for the Go train and will probably have a death involving your clumsiness. Your friends screenshot your snaps because you know how to get the crowd going. You might be the only one in the group who is the oldest of their siblings but there is no chance you're the mom.

Bmann

Do you have a taste for the finer things in life? Perhaps Fiji water? Battaglia's? Maybe yachts? Sailing camp? House league hockey? Lasers? Ubers? Working for your Dad? Jagerbombs? Oh man.... wait, let me guess, are you subby gang till you die? Do you fiend Luke Bryan like Van fiends raves? Well, my friend, you are Callie. Sometimes you're stubborn, but that's because you're a Virgo. You're married to your dog, King Duncan, which makes you in turn, "The Queen". You're damn royalty who loves to fucking rage. You've been to a fair share of Leafs games (or at least ig'd/snapped every time you went, you love Za, and you'll hit the bar in Sperrys. You hype your friends up no matter what because they love you (obviously). Keep doing what you're doing because you GB wouldn't be the same without you.

Cal Bell

Have you ever whipped so hard you accidentally punched your friend at a New Years party? Is your favourite excuse for not going out, "guys, I'm too broke" (but then drop fat bills at the tanning salon??)? It looks like you are a spitting image of the one and only Amy Folkes. Not only are you higher than the sky (because you rip bowls and are just fucking tall), a talented (snap and) driver, you also, "Used to get up for the bus now I fly to; Drive by you (in a 1992 Ford Mercury with red velvet interior)". You're a daddy's girl (#TeamIan) who loves helping out your pals whenever they need you. When you go to your friends house you spend at least a hour talking to their mom, but it's because you've got so much care in your heart. Even though you used to yack after a shot of gold tequila, you now pride yourself on taking a few weekends to finish a mickey. Doesn't change the fact that you're always a damn good time who you can always count on.

The Folkester

Does your ideal night at Gracie's involve staying at the bar until the lights come on? Did you get ready for said night out in the Mincom bathroom? Is your favourite excuse for dipping on your friends for a night out, "I can't because...[something about your family/Mike saying no]"? Do you SWEAR you aren't going to get another tattoo? Do you fucking love raves? If you answered yes to the above questions, congratulations, you are the one and only Vanessa. You love your family, having a fire insta feed and being absolutely wasted. If your friend was to lose you at the bar they would find you pretty quick because you would be riding someones shoulders on the dance floor. Not a night goes by where you don't ask the group chat, "should I use my scratched health card or my sisters ID?". Sometimes your texts go unanswered in the group chat but that doesn't mean your friends don't find you hilarious. You're always positive and a total sweetheart. Oh, and you know how to party.. if that wasn't obvious.

Vanmaster

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