Here Are 20 Really Stupid Questions To Ask Yourself

Stupid questions can be hilarious sometimes, especially when such questions are asked by friends. In other situations, they can be very annoying and just plain stupid, making you wonder if the person asking the question is in their right mind.

1. Why are softballs so hard?

2. Why is it called a "drivethrough" if you have to stop?

3. Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?

4. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

5. How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

6. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

7. Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

8. If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter?

9. If tomatoes are a fruit, isn't ketchup a smoothie?

10. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

11. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

12. Is sand called "sand" because it is between the Sea and Land?

13. Why is it called a "building" when it's already built?

14. Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

15. If I try to fail, but I succeed, which one did I do?

16. If a car crash is on purpose, is it still an accident?

17. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

18. Is is called the "Pilot episode" because it's the first one that's put on air?

19. Why do they call it weed when it’s so hard to grow?

20. Why is the word for “a fear of long words,” hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?