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    Zach Galifianakis Claims That His Kids Have No Idea What He Does For A Living And Think He's A Librarian

    "You wanna protect their innocence as much as possible."

    Zach Galifianakis is a funny guy who's been in a lot of funny movies — just, uh, don't tell his kids that.

    Zach Galifianakis holds his hands in front of him while posing for a photo at a red carpet event
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    The actor recently told Entertainment Tonight that his two sons — who he shares with wife Quinn Lundberg — have literally no idea who their dad is (beyond the fact that he's, well, their dad). In fact! They think he's a librarian.

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    "They think I’m an assistant librarian somewhere," he said, before also revealing that neither of them have seen his turn in the beloved (and very raunchy) comedy series The Hangover.

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    "They shall never know of it," he replied when asked. "I'll just deny it. I'll say, 'I don’t know what you’re talking about. I had nothing to do with that movie.'"

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    And even though he intends to let his kids see the film at some point ("They need to mature a little bit , don't get it twisted — Zach does not approve of other parents showing their little ones The Hangover: "People used to come up to me and be like, 'Oh, my kids love The Hangover,' and I'm like, 'You’re a terrible parent.'"

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    There you have it, parents. If you got kids, don't show 'em The Hangover — that is, until they're old enough to, uh, get it.

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