Zach Galifianakis Claims That His Kids Have No Idea What He Does For A Living And Think He's A Librarian

    "You wanna protect their innocence as much as possible."

    Zach Galifianakis is a funny guy who's been in a lot of funny movies — just, uh, don't tell his kids that.

    Zach Galifianakis holds his hands in front of him while posing for a photo at a red carpet event

    The actor recently told Entertainment Tonight that his two sons — who he shares with wife Quinn Lundberg — have literally no idea who their dad is (beyond the fact that he's, well, their dad). In fact! They think he's a librarian.

    Galifianakis sits in an airport with headphones on

    "They think I’m an assistant librarian somewhere," he said, before also revealing that neither of them have seen his turn in the beloved (and very raunchy) comedy series The Hangover.

    Galifianakis walks in front of an airport with a dog in a carrier

    "They shall never know of it," he replied when asked. "I'll just deny it. I'll say, 'I don’t know what you’re talking about. I had nothing to do with that movie.'"

    Galifianakis uses a pay phone inside

    And even though he intends to let his kids see the film at some point ("They need to mature a little bit , don't get it twisted — Zach does not approve of other parents showing their little ones The Hangover: "People used to come up to me and be like, 'Oh, my kids love The Hangover,' and I'm like, 'You’re a terrible parent.'"

    Galifianakis points to himself while wearing a tank shirt, backwards hat, and sunglasses in a living room

    There you have it, parents. If you got kids, don't show 'em The Hangover — that is, until they're old enough to, uh, get it.

    The cast of The Hangover walk down a hallway