Crying, wailing little babe, How I wish you would behave. You’re so fussy I can’t see, Why you cry mysteriously.
My life is a living daze, For I haven’t slept in days. Here’s your binky, here’s your sheep, Please for God’s sake go to sleep.
Work tomorrow 9am, Even though you’re up again. You must have a sleep disorder. Parenthood's a form of torture.
Go to sleep, my little slug. Your crib is warm and safe and snug. You’re my everything and some, But truly I am just so done.
Tetchy egg, please understand, Loss of sanity’s near at hand. I give love and warm affection. You give me sleep deprivation.
Please, dear babe, don’t throw a fit, Or else I might lose my… mind.
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