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<b>2017 is around the corner.</b> Have you picked the resolution you'll break yet?

2017 is around the corner. Have you picked the resolution you'll break yet?

Can We Guess What New Year's Resolution You Won't Be Keeping?

Roth-IRA, Sloth-IRA. Might as well be called that with how slowly your funds are growing. Why save for tomorrow, when you can overdraft for today?

Saving Money

Remember the saying, "A drink a day keeps the doctor away?" Yeah, me neither. Let's hope your liver does.

Drinking Less Alcohol

With the winters getting colder, a little more fat isn't sad, it's necessary. Something has to keep you warm at night besides your body pillow, right? Right?!

Losing Weight

You usually average around 8 hours of sleep, but what's another snooze or seven? Your dreams can wait until 2018 anyway. And they're sweeter with your eyes shut.

Being More Productive

Always. Keep. The. Receipts. Has Kim taught us nothing?! Nobody's scammin you come January!

Being Less Petty

Cuffing season doesn't end til coughing season so why rush? Being with someone who adores you for the rest of your life is overrated, said no bitter person ever.

Finding Love

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Can We Guess What New Year's Resolution You Won't Be Keeping?

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