What I Think About Flamingos

I don't think about Flamingos because honestly I think they are quite the waste of space, yanno? With their backwards knees they probably can't even walk up stairs, making them a unproductive member of society. They don't even fly, humans don't either but to be fair we can make grilled cheeses and air conditioning so we don't need to do anything else to validate ourselves. Also, Flamingos are known for being noisy birds but they aren't able to communicate, they just naSaL hOnqUe. we dont like birds unless they come with fries:))))))))))))

that is all i have to say about that