The Chiefs are incredibly bad. Like, really, really terrible. And they showed it today against the Tampa Bay Bucs, losing 38-10 behind a 2-interception, 0-TD effort from Brady Quinn. But they did score one touchdown, and it was weird. Here, in four steps, I'll teach you how to accomplish the Weirdest Play Ever.
Step 1: Block a punt.
Step 2: Let the punter get the ball back.
Step 3: Intercept it when that punter tosses an awful punter-pass. Or recover the fumble when he fumbles. This is kind of a hybrid interception-fumble. An interumble.
Step 4: Take it back for a touchdown. Dive enthusiastically.
Voila! You just completed the weirdest play ever.