1. This is brilliant.
“Now and then I think of all the shots right at the buzzer / Always keeping me believing that it might go in / But I don’t want to lose that way / Hoisting shots from very far away / You said that you could share the ball / And we wouldn’t catch you clinging to the Kobe that we used to know”
- Republicans have breathed new life into their once dead Obamacare replacement and it may be enough to get the bill through the House.
- People are calling the Trump administration's new "criminal alien" hotline to report how they've been victimized by space aliens 👽☎️
- Sebastian Gorka couldn't make it as a national security expert in Hungary, but that's not stopping him from advising President Trump.
- Chipotle is finally adding dessert to its menu and cinnamon, honey, and caramel butter dipping sauce will be involved 😋