If You're A Famous Sports Person, Now's Probably The Week To Crash Your Car/Motorcycle
Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino and Manchester City soccer player Mario Balotelli both went and crashed their vehicles this week. Both had passengers. Both could be in a bit of trouble.
When a major scandal happens in sports or politics or Hollywood, people will often joke that anyone with a similar skeleton in their closet — or on the horizon — should break it out then, so it'll get lost in the noise.
Welp, guys and girls, that time is now if your scandal happens to be of the crashed-your-expensive-vehicle-with-a-passenger-on-board variety.