How To Sneak Into The Super Bowl

Two Savannah State students accomplished the impossible: they sneaked in to the world's biggest sporting event.

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These two Savannah State students — code names "Kobe" and "LeBron" — set off to do a very difficult thing: sneak into the Super Bowl. Without tickets. Because, you know, tickets cost like, $1,500.

Upon arriving in New Orleans, their journey began, and they faced an early obstacle: one million policemen standing around everywhere. Except, the police had no interest in them — Kobe and LeBron just walked on past.

The second obstacle our heroes face is when they come out of a tunnel and a cop is basically like, "What the hell are you guys doing?" They say they're filming a documentary. The cop goes to check something. They run away.

Even after all of this tunneling and staircase-climbing and cop-evading, though, the Superdome remains so very far away. Sneaking into the Super Bowl is not for the faint of heart or body.

Ah, yes. They're carrying a box. Good reminder here that if you are carrying a box, people will assume you are carrying it for a reason. (For your sake, hope they don't assume that reason is related to domestic terrorism.)

Except, once you've gotten past a certain point, you can basically just walk across a huge empty parking lot to get to the Super Bowl. Also, climb a loading dock. Nice #branding, Mercedes-Benz!

Clearly, the hardest part about sneaking into the Super Bowl is getting near it. Once you've breached a certain ring of access, the assumption becomes that you are supposed to be there, not that you aren't.

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