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How To Sneak Into The Super Bowl

Two Savannah State students accomplished the impossible: they sneaked in to the world's biggest sporting event.

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Upon arriving in New Orleans, their journey began, and they faced an early obstacle: one million policemen standing around everywhere. Except, the police had no interest in them — Kobe and LeBron just walked on past.

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The second obstacle our heroes face is when they come out of a tunnel and a cop is basically like, "What the hell are you guys doing?" They say they're filming a documentary. The cop goes to check something. They run away.

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Ah, yes. They're carrying a box. Good reminder here that if you are carrying a box, people will assume you are carrying it for a reason. (For your sake, hope they don't assume that reason is related to domestic terrorism.)

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Clearly, the hardest part about sneaking into the Super Bowl is getting near it. Once you've breached a certain ring of access, the assumption becomes that you are supposed to be there, not that you aren't.

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