1. The Bulls played the Spurs on Wednesday night. They were playing basketball, which you don’t typically think as violence, but… then this sort of thing happens.
2. AHHHHHH!!!! Basketball is scary. Wear cups! Oh, Tiago Splitter. Poor Tiago Splitter.
3. Splitter would get up and continue to play in the game, which he finished with a double-double. And for that, we must salute him.
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