Some terrible jokes, free of charge:
1. I bet you the Raptors will shoot well tomorrow night.
2. Jose Calderon’s a great passer, but he might have a hard time finding his teammates on Wednesday.
3. Toronto’s never been much of a stand-out team, but who knew they’d go to such lengths to blend in.
4. These uniforms would’ve made Jurassic Park III a lot more interesting.
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