Some terrible jokes, free of charge:
1. I bet you the Raptors will shoot well tomorrow night.
2. Jose Calderon’s a great passer, but he might have a hard time finding his teammates on Wednesday.
3. Toronto’s never been much of a stand-out team, but who knew they’d go to such lengths to blend in.
4. These uniforms would’ve made Jurassic Park III a lot more interesting.
- Donald Trump said that his comments about Sweden were referring to a Fox News segment, not an actual incident in the country 🇸🇪🙃
- The CEO of Uber is investigating sexism and sexual harassment claims after a former employee said her reports were ignored.
- Geologists say they've discovered an eighth continent beneath New Zealand. "Zealandia" is 94% submerged underwater 🔎🌍
- The US ambassador to Somalia gave the country's new president a "Make Somalia Great Again" hat and the exchange was ~confusing~.