1.
You've often been referred to by the color of your clothes.
2.
You've embarrassed yourself trying to do a cool handshake.
3.
You know there's nothing more stressful than taking a free throw to make a team.
4.
You know not to wear your basketball shoes TO the court.
5.
You know what this feels like.
6.
When you get into fights, they look less like this...
8.
You've felt like this when a ball-hog keeps missing shots.
9.
You know the hotshot bro who tries to dunk isn't going to come even close.
10.
You know to stay away from that loud jackass who calls everything a foul.
11.
You've had to guard a guy who had like, 12 inches and 70 pounds on you.
12.
You've been guarded by a guy who didn't take you seriously...
13.
Until you destroyed him.
14.
You've either slapped the floor on defense...
15.
Or wanted to slap the guy, who slapped the floor on defense.
16.
You know that winner stays on.
17.
You respect the sanctity of someone calling that they "got next."
18.
You've celebrated making a shot like a total goober.
19.
And, no matter how bad you are, you've hit at least one game-winner in your career.
