2. “When I say I’m hanging with 50 / I’m really hanging with 50 / we drink Vitamin Water together, / our whole friendship is nifty.”
3. “Pompadour slick like an oil spill / trill leather keeping me from getting chills.”
5. “Money on my shoulders / can’t see my holsters / Keep my water guns there / Hit you with my Super Soakers.”
- The Army Corps of Engineers and North Dakota police have ordered protesters to leave the Dakota Access Pipeline site by this afternoon or face arrest.
- Seven Earth-sized planets that could have water and possibly sustain life have been discovered orbiting a dwarf star, NASA announced today.
- The ACLU is suing the city of Milwaukee and its police for allegedly performing thousands of illegal stop-and-frisk searches that targeted minorities.
- #Peggygate: West Elm offers full refunds for the notoriously disintegrating Peggy Couch days after pulling it from its website and stores👏