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Plan A Date And Find Out If You're Corey, Alex, Al, Andres, Or Cole

you probably aren't going on a lot of dates anyway

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  1. who's your date?

    gotta pick someone

    gotta pick someone

    Fidel Castro
    Fidel Castro
    Nihilism
    Nihilism
    a conventionally attractive person
    a conventionally attractive person
    a girl from a french art film
    a girl from a french art film
    Mr.Robot
    Mr.Robot
  2. what will you wear on your date

    gotta wear something

    gotta wear something

    bomber jacket
    bomber jacket
    the striped shirt you wore yesterday
    the striped shirt you wore yesterday
    dickies jacket
    dickies jacket
    AMBERCROMBIE
    AMBERCROMBIE
    cardigan
    cardigan
  3. where will you take your date?

    gotta go somewhere

    gotta go somewhere

    Gulag
    Gulag
    the World of Warcraft movie
    the World of Warcraft movie
    Peking Dragon
    Peking Dragon
    Chuck E Cheese's at night
    Chuck E Cheese's at night
    Hiking
    Hiking
  4. there's a brief moment of awkwardness, you go to your classic conversation starter which is:

    gotta happen sometime

    gotta happen sometime

    "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism"
    "how many 5 year olds do you think you could take in a fight?"
    "I can't wait for the south to rise again"
    "fun fact: I forgot how to sleep"
    "did I tell you about the time Spiderman saved my life?"
  5. You're bound to embarrass yourself at some point, what happens?

    gotta do it sometime

    gotta do it sometime

    you make fun of yourself as a joke but it goes too far
    you yell "yeet"
    you bring up friedrich nietzsche
    you realized that you've been wearing a Canadian tuxedo the whole time
    you accidentally admit to listening to vaporwave
  6. things are going good and it's getting late, it looks like your date is leaning in for a kiss whatever shall you do!?

    gotta do something

    gotta do something

    use your car door as a wall between you and your date then drive away as fast as possible
    nervously avoid eye contact and smile
    celebrate early by whipping so hard that you break your arm, thus ruining the moment
    no clue
    bite them

Plan A Date And Find Out If You're Corey, Alex, Al, Andres, Or Cole

You got: Alex

you have no redeeming qualities. you're the comic relief who isn't as funny as you think you are. you're a hopeless romantic who has no sense of foresight and therefore cannot stop yourself from fucking up astronomically. you are single for a reason as well as doomed to be a starving artist. at least you dress nice.

Alex
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You got: Corey

you're only a fan of memes because you love inside jokes, having memories preserved as a catchphrase or punchline is oddly important to you. or maybe you just like memes for no reason. either way you're always a good person who is constantly doing the best they can to keep the world from crumbling around them.

Corey
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You got: Andres

so I guess you picked all the communist answers. there's a lot more to you than your political ideology but you wear it loud and proud. you're genuine and cannot stand for injustice of any degree. people are important to you above all else but you aren't like...gay...or anything

Andres
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You got: Alvaro

you're the hot one. also you're probably uncomfortable that this quiz exists. I'll leave it at that

Alvaro
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You got: Cole

you're probably the least socially inept person in the room at any given moment. you're funny, approachable and aware of those around you. essentially you like having fun and keeping things interesting.

Cole
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