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Plan A Date And Find Out If You're Corey, Alex, Al, Andres, Or Cole

you probably aren't going on a lot of dates anyway

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  1. who's your date?

    gotta pick someone

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    Fidel Castro
    Fidel Castro
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    Nihilism
    Nihilism
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    a conventionally attractive person
    a conventionally attractive person
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    a girl from a french art film
    a girl from a french art film
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    Mr.Robot
    Mr.Robot
  2. what will you wear on your date

    gotta wear something

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    bomber jacket
    bomber jacket
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    the striped shirt you wore yesterday
    the striped shirt you wore yesterday
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    dickies jacket
    dickies jacket
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    AMBERCROMBIE
    AMBERCROMBIE
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    cardigan
    cardigan
  3. where will you take your date?

    gotta go somewhere

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    Gulag
    Gulag
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    the World of Warcraft movie
    the World of Warcraft movie
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    Peking Dragon
    Peking Dragon
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    Chuck E Cheese's at night
    Chuck E Cheese's at night
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    Hiking
    Hiking
  4. there's a brief moment of awkwardness, you go to your classic conversation starter which is:

    gotta happen sometime

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    "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism"
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    "how many 5 year olds do you think you could take in a fight?"
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    "I can't wait for the south to rise again"
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    "fun fact: I forgot how to sleep"
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    "did I tell you about the time Spiderman saved my life?"
  5. You're bound to embarrass yourself at some point, what happens?

    gotta do it sometime

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    you make fun of yourself as a joke but it goes too far
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    you yell "yeet"
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    you bring up friedrich nietzsche
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    you realized that you've been wearing a Canadian tuxedo the whole time
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    you accidentally admit to listening to vaporwave
  6. things are going good and it's getting late, it looks like your date is leaning in for a kiss whatever shall you do!?

    gotta do something

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    use your car door as a wall between you and your date then drive away as fast as possible
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    nervously avoid eye contact and smile
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    celebrate early by whipping so hard that you break your arm, thus ruining the moment
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    no clue
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    bite them
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