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Here, I'll walk you through the show to make the decision easier. It should already be a pretty easy decision though tbh

Who Wants To Fund My Broadway Musical About Gordon Ramsay, Called "Trebled Chef"?

So it starts with Hell's Kitchen being cancelled, sending Gordon Ramsay into a midlife crisis of sorts ("Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Fuck Off").

In a crushing, powerful ballad he wonders if maybe being a chef and television personality wasn't his true calling ("The Missing Ingredient in Me").

On a drive through the British countryside he once helped save, one local restaurant at a time, Gordon wistfully stares into the vast sky. He decides he will become a pilot ("High Off This Basil").

In his flying class, he encounters a young woman who was a contestant on Masterchef Junior years previously. She tells Gordon that he is her mentor, the voice in her head guiding her through life ("You're My Betty Crocker").

A year passes, and Gordon Ramsay is flying his barnstormer over the Alaskan tundra. A failure in no means related to a lack of skill in flying a plane occurs, and the plane crashes, stranding him in the wilderness ("Recipe For Disaster").

Gordon must learn how to survive & feed himself without using a professional kitchen. But at least he has fresh ingredients ("It's FUCKING RAW!!!").

In his head, he hears the voice of the young pilot, the woman he had mentored on Masterchef Junior. Through her guidance, he is able to persevere and survive. Alongside grizzly bears, he catches salmon traveling upstream ("She Says Sushi in My Head").

A native Alaskan discovers the wild Gordon Ramsay with a belly full of salmon. "Do you want me to call you a ride out of here?" he asks. Gordon hesitates, a crucial decision ("Don't Turn Off the Oven Till I'm Finished Baking").

Finally back home, Gordon prepares a fresh salmon dinner for his loving family. His son turns on the television, commenting "Isn't this the time Hell's Kitchen would normally be on?" Gordon shrugs, smiles, and sings ("Cooked Perfectly, Beautifully").

Cool, start picking out your outfit for the Tony's.

I will fund your musical about Gordon Ramsay, "Trebled Chef."

You know how people regret not investing in Apple in its early beginnings?

I will not fund your musical about Gordon Ramsay, called "Trebled Chef."

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Who Wants To Fund My Broadway Musical About Gordon Ramsay, Called "Trebled Chef"?

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