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This Kentucky Two Year Old Plays Basketball Better Than You
His hobbies include napping pooping, and draining three pointers.
The Benders would love to see Elijah make it to Ellen DeGeneres, but requests that Ellen not send anyone to their house due to the fact that they have two children under three years old and they are usually drowning in toys.
In a world full of division and political angst, I think we can all agree that Elijah is a national treasure and should be offered a college basketball scholarship immediately.