1. This reaction:
Some memories are so visceral, you realize as they happen that they’ll be with you forever. I’ll always remember wh… https://t.co/0NtmzpjYqd
2. This love affair:
Just got engaged to a bagel with cream cheese I’m in the middle of eating we’re registered at Barney’s please stick to the list thanks all
3. This dedication:
If you need me for the next two years I’ll be drafting tweets in support of Oprah’s 2020 presidential campaign
4. This iconic moment:
I was jumping on the trampoline with my 4 year old nephew and he left to go back inside and tbh I thought he was bo… https://t.co/KhdglOK6qt
5. This acknowledgment of #talent:
The 3 stages of watching @SaraBareilles in @WaitressMusical: 1) Wowsa, it’s blissful to hear her singularly extra… https://t.co/kfXPO7ITae
6. This terrifying discovery:
Just found out that my high school production of Into the Woods was exactly 9 years ago from today and tbh THAT WAS… https://t.co/tGb8XYWTbn
7. This realization:
*stalks ex on instagram* ”Well gee, this doesn’t help at all.” *writes song about ex for album* “I️ GET IT NOW, T SWIFT, I’M FREE!”
8. This gospel truth:
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I love eating Mcdonalds in the airport
9. This accomplishment:
Quick announcement I just threw away a shirt and put some trash in the washing machine things are going so well
10. This inspiring tactic:
*starts writing song for album* *gets insecure/frustrated, stops* *watches short @Beyonce interview* *feels invincible, returns to song*
11. This beautiful gift:
Just got a Cedric Diggory wand in the mail from a fan and have never felt more understood/less worthy
12. This brilliant usage of words:
This is my first tweet from my new phone and it needs to be something important/momentous hmm what should I wri- I LOVE BEYONCÉ SO VERY MUCH
13. This accurate predicament:
Have you ever inadvertently put yourself in danger in a crosswalk in the name of staying on the beat of your walking music? Me neither...
14. And this perfect discovery:
My phone autocorrects Meryl to MERYL and I'm not mad at all