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    Posted on Jan 31, 2018

    14 Times Ben Platt Tweeted Exactly What You Were Thinking

    "Just got engaged to a bagel with cream cheese I’m in the middle of eating we’re registered at Barney’s please stick to the list thanks all."

    1. This reaction:

    Some memories are so visceral, you realize as they happen that they’ll be with you forever. I’ll always remember wh… https://t.co/0NtmzpjYqd

    2. This love affair:

    Just got engaged to a bagel with cream cheese I’m in the middle of eating we’re registered at Barney’s please stick to the list thanks all

    3. This dedication:

    If you need me for the next two years I’ll be drafting tweets in support of Oprah’s 2020 presidential campaign

    4. This iconic moment:

    I was jumping on the trampoline with my 4 year old nephew and he left to go back inside and tbh I thought he was bo… https://t.co/KhdglOK6qt

    5. This acknowledgment of #talent:

    The 3 stages of watching @SaraBareilles in @WaitressMusical: 1) Wowsa, it’s blissful to hear her singularly extra… https://t.co/kfXPO7ITae

    6. This terrifying discovery:

    Just found out that my high school production of Into the Woods was exactly 9 years ago from today and tbh THAT WAS… https://t.co/tGb8XYWTbn

    7. This realization:

    *stalks ex on instagram* ”Well gee, this doesn’t help at all.” *writes song about ex for album* “I️ GET IT NOW, T SWIFT, I’M FREE!”

    8. This gospel truth:

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, I love eating Mcdonalds in the airport

    9. This accomplishment:

    Quick announcement I just threw away a shirt and put some trash in the washing machine things are going so well

    10. This inspiring tactic:

    *starts writing song for album* *gets insecure/frustrated, stops* *watches short @Beyonce interview* *feels invincible, returns to song*

    11. This beautiful gift:

    Just got a Cedric Diggory wand in the mail from a fan and have never felt more understood/less worthy

    12. This brilliant usage of words:

    This is my first tweet from my new phone and it needs to be something important/momentous hmm what should I wri- I LOVE BEYONCÉ SO VERY MUCH

    13. This accurate predicament:

    Have you ever inadvertently put yourself in danger in a crosswalk in the name of staying on the beat of your walking music? Me neither...

    14. And this perfect discovery:

    My phone autocorrects Meryl to MERYL and I'm not mad at all

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