Celebrity·Posted on Aug 8, 201625 Times Chrissy Teigen's Twitter Was A Goddamn Gift To The Internet"Listen it's late here and early there and I'm drinking does anyone have a radio contest they want me to call into."by Kristin HarrisBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. christine teigen @chrissyteigen My timeline is sexualizing my childhood favorite, Arthur the aardvark, and quite frankly, I am here for it 11:33 AM - 28 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. christine teigen @chrissyteigen oh thank god 06:23 AM - 22 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. christine teigen @chrissyteigen so many people are telling me they accidentally voted wrong on my twitter poll that i am genuinely worried for november. 12:38 PM - 22 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. christine teigen @chrissyteigen Ok well this is already mean 06:24 AM - 10 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. christine teigen @chrissyteigen I am the best follow I know. I am jealous I'm not me and can't feel what it's like to follow me. 08:22 PM - 24 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite christine teigen @chrissyteigen I mean I'm jealous I'm not you 08:23 PM - 24 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite christine teigen @chrissyteigen I am me 08:24 PM - 24 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. christine teigen @chrissyteigen Listen it's late here and early there and I'm drinking does anyone have a radio contest they want me to call into 08:50 PM - 24 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. christine teigen @chrissyteigen When you click on an article's photo and it's the same size so u gotta go to the link 03:13 AM - 29 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. christine teigen @chrissyteigen Ok time to stop eating pasta twice a day and simultaneously wondering why these last few won't come off 10:57 AM - 25 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 11. christine teigen @chrissyteigen A girl was trying to catch a pokemon and found a body in a river instead so I don't know about this 05:57 AM - 10 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. christine teigen @chrissyteigen I guess this is growing up 06:14 AM - 22 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. christine teigen @chrissyteigen If drivers didn't sign NDA's i'd be screwed because the car ride is home to some of my most epic meltdowns and tirades 04:28 AM - 21 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite christine teigen @chrissyteigen Our driver Jerry was the first to know I was pregnant. Lol HE LOYAL 04:29 AM - 21 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. christine teigen @chrissyteigen Luna's music video debut slash lunch break #songofthesummer #MILFMONEY 11:09 PM - 01 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. christine teigen @chrissyteigen .@andy @Bravotv please tell me if I won a Bravo award. It's 12:30am here I'll never make it to 4. I need to know if i should cancel my cable 10:36 PM - 20 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite christine teigen @chrissyteigen Wow I just woke up to some horrible news, @Bravotv.......@DIRECTV U MAY CANCEL OUR TELEVISION THANK YOU 02:44 AM - 21 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. 18. christine teigen @chrissyteigen I'm at the age where I want to eat beef stew but then still go "be around cool people" after 07:39 PM - 24 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. christine teigen @chrissyteigen How was the Beyonce concert, you asked? 04:36 AM - 19 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 21. christine teigen @chrissyteigen Thank you to "pure colon detox" comments on my deepest of instagram posts for really keeping me humble 08:27 AM - 17 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. 23. christine teigen @chrissyteigen Just realized I have finally reached 2 million followers *OR* 3 if I unblocked everyone! I'm verklempt! 07:29 AM - 14 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. 25.